im fucking killing them all - the evil one
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pulls out a railgun with “weed cutter” painted on the side, points it at the single mint plant
the shot creates a 1 metre deep crater
forget mammoths, bring back dire wolves! wolves but bigger, what could go wrong. while we’re on the subject why not make some other animals dire. i’d love to see a dire iguana or something
Dire Guinea pigs are real if that’s what your after.
Unfortunately they have the un-magical name of “capybara”
“He knew that I love you also means I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.”
— Jonathan Safran Foer // Everything is Illuminated





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